Lindsay Lohan is Substanisan

Lindsay Lohan had another Twitter meltdown last night and publicly lashed out at Mr. Ronson again. I sat here for ten minutes trying to make sense of it so I could translate it, and it turned out the best way to view it is when you stand on your office chair and look at it upside down, or smoke a lot of crack and drink a bottle of 151. Guess which one I chose. By the way, Lindsay coined the term “self out,” so be sure to credit her when you use it and it changes your life.

Lindsay’s night out in Manahattan last night:

Bonus: Lindsay’s voicemail got hacked because she’s really smart and had 1-2-3-4 as her password. (Credit: Drunken Stepfather)

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