September 10th, 2009

Jennifer Aniston is Talented

Jennifer Aniston got yet another acting gig, mostly because she’s pathetic and scorned women worship her. In her latest film she’s tapping Gwyneth Paltrow (ahem) and is going to actually sing. People reports:

“Jennifer Aniston will be singing and playing the guitar in an upcoming film, and she makes one guarantee about her big-screen musical debut: “I can carry a tune.”

I consider that “guarantee” a threat of bodily harm, so I plan on pressing charges if and when this comes to fruition.

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One Response to “Jennifer Aniston is Talented”

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   September 14th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

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