
Only 7 or so years after he died, Michael Jackson was finally laid to rest last night in a “private” ceremony. Reverend Alb Sharptonb Twitteredb itb for youb. I already know I’m going to Hell, so I don’t feel bad for laughing at all this absurdity. Everyone in the Jackson family is outer limits. They’re all Clown College on acid. Frankly, I’m shocked they didn’t strap a sequined cape onto Michael’s already gaudy casket and shoot it from a cannon into his grave. I guess they were too busy trying to keep the blowtorch away from Joe so he wouldn’t melt down pieces of it for an HSN jewelry collection.
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| Posted by Jenny, Sep 4th, 2009 |
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