September 4th, 2009

Lindsay Lohan is Cutting Herself, Not Wearing a Bra, Again

If you can direct your gaze upward from Lindsay’s deflated frecklebag, you’ll see she’d rather you notice the scratches on her wrist. Lindsay has a history of cutting herself, so this is nothing new. And it’s not like this narcissistic mess would ever cut deep enough to kill herself. She’s just mad that you’re paying more attention to Michael Jackson and DJ AM than you are to her. It would be fun to see what she’d do if the world decided to collectively ignore her for a while. Base jumping naked from a penis shaped blimp over Times Square would be my first guess.

See Also

• Lindsay Lohan Was Sexing Heath Ledger Before He Died
• Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Wasn’t Home
• Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Dead Yet
• Lindsay Lohan is Getting Worse, and Oranger
• Lindsay Lohan is an Obituary Waiting to Happen
• All Hot news

Keywords: Hot, Lindsay Lohan, Side Boob

One Response to “Lindsay Lohan is Cutting Herself, Not Wearing a Bra, Again”

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   September 8th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

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