

Katarina Witt was a popular German ice skater in the Olympics when I was a kid. I haven’t heard about her since then because I’m American and I’m into unfrozen water sports. However, Katarina got my attention again tonight because she has big cleavage and she was on a German show called “Riverboat,” and I’m childish enough to associate that with “motorboat,” so this post wrote itself. Ta-da!
Keywords: Boobs, Katarina Witt


Just after it was announced that Jon Gosselin was fired from his show and it will be renamed “Kate Plus 8,” Jon Gosselin announced he doesn’t want to divorce Kate anymore. A shocked In Touch Weekly reports:
“Shockingly, today, Jon submitted a document to a Pennsylvania court-approved arbitrator, which he hopes will suspend his split with Kate for 90 days. He explains, “This will enable Kate and me to restore our relationship as cooperative parents and to open up our lines of communication. I hope that she will be as receptive and enthusiastic as I am to do what is best for our family.” He also pleaded with her to set aside their anger so they can start interacting amicably. “I would like to get back with Kate as a partner in parenting,” Jon tells In Touch. “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it.”
This show wasn’t popular because these people are admirable. The only entertainment factors were watching their adorable little tardlets hit each other, scream, bump into walls, and chew on rags. And the topper was watching these people deal with their scientific experiments as they get bigger and louder, and watch these two progressively hate and wish death upon each other more with each passing day. So, yeah, get back together = get your ratings back. Good move, I say.
Kate without her flattering professional lighting a few months ago:
Keywords: Bikini, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Upskirt

Rihanna is a mess [Hollywood Tuna]
Lindsay Lohan spending money she doesn’t have at Gucci and Prada [ICYDK]
Anna Friel wearing an almost see through dress [Drunken Stepfather (nsfw)]
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell [Pajiba]
Eva Mendes thong slip [Taxi Driver Movie (nsfw)]
Mel Gibson looking crazy with a beaver, and Jodie Foster [Dlisted]
Britney Spears wonky nipples again [City Rag]
Conan O’Brien hits his head [College Humor]
Live From New York: It’s Megan Fox [Heyman Hustle]
Britney Spears‘ new song is about threesomes [Webster's]
Megan Fox shoplifted from Wal-Mart [Hollywood Rag]
Keywords: Rihanna


Jessica Alba was pretty mediocre with dark hair, then she was awkward with blonde hair, and now she’s orange - or as hardcore Halloween fans like to call it … HAPPY. That’s right, Jess. ‘Tis the season. “…Silver Shamrock…”
Keywords: Jessica Alba


Sophie Monk has nice tits…
And that’s what her epitaph will say because what fuck else is there to say about Sophie Monk? It’s not like she’s trying very hard to get anyone to say anything else.
NSFW sometimes:
Keywords: Nipple Slip, Nsfw, Sophie Monk

This is an old photoshoot Kelly Brook did for Ralph Lauren, but it resurfaced recently so they’re going up. Mostly because I need to push those Pamela Anderson pictures down the page. Every time I look at those I die a little.
Keywords: Hot, Kelly Brook


Here’s Pamela Anderson walking the runway for Richie Rich in Aukland yesterday. I have no idea what she’s supposed to be modeling here. G-strings for post-op trannies? How to properly embarrass your kids? Crack? I don’t know, but I do know looking at these gave me a hangover, so I’m gonna go puke before this gets worse.
Some of these are probably NSFW:
Keywords: Nipples, Nsfw, Pamela Anderson, See Through

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Have fun, Elizabeth and feel free to send us nude pics!!
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Keywords: Britney Spears