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Katarina Witt is Talented, Boobies
Katarina Witt was a popular German ice skater in the Olympics when I was a kid. I haven’t heard about her since then because I’m American and I’m into unfrozen water sports. However, Katarina got my attention again tonight because she has big cleavage and she was on a German show called “Riverboat,” and I’m childish enough to associate that with “motorboat,” so this post wrote itself. Ta-da!
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Jon and Kate, Minus Jon, Minus Divorce?
Just after it was announced that Jon Gosselin was fired from his show and it will be renamed “Kate Plus 8,” Jon Gosselin announced he doesn’t want to divorce Kate anymore. A shocked In Touch Weekly reports:
“Shockingly, today, Jon submitted a document to a Pennsylvania court-approved arbitrator, which he hopes will suspend his split with Kate for 90 days. He explains, “This will enable Kate and me to restore our relationship as cooperative parents and to open up our lines of communication. I hope that she will be as receptive and enthusiastic as I am to do what is best for our family.” He also pleaded with her to set aside their anger so they can start interacting amicably. “I would like to get back with Kate as a partner in parenting,” Jon tells In Touch. “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it.”
This show wasn’t popular because these people are admirable. The only entertainment factors were watching their adorable little tardlets hit each other, scream, bump into walls, and chew on rags. And the topper was watching these people deal with their scientific experiments as they get bigger and louder, and watch these two progressively hate and wish death upon each other more with each passing day. So, yeah, get back together = get your ratings back. Good move, I say.
Kate without her flattering professional lighting a few months ago:
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Jessica Alba is Festive
Jessica Alba was pretty mediocre with dark hair, then she was awkward with blonde hair, and now she’s orange – or as hardcore Halloween fans like to call it … HAPPY. That’s right, Jess. ‘Tis the season. “…Silver Shamrock…”
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Kelly Brook is Better
This is an old photoshoot Kelly Brook did for Ralph Lauren, but it resurfaced recently so they’re going up. Mostly because I need to push those Pamela Anderson pictures down the page. Every time I look at those I die a little.
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Pamela Anderson is Almost Naked Again
Here’s Pamela Anderson walking the runway for Richie Rich in Aukland yesterday. I have no idea what she’s supposed to be modeling here. G-strings for post-op trannies? How to properly embarrass your kids? Crack? I don’t know, but I do know looking at these gave me a hangover, so I’m gonna go puke before this gets worse.
Some of these are probably NSFW:
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Oh, Hi! You want to see Britney Spears live in Las Vegas this Sunday? Free?
You’ll be near the stage in seats which are priced at $250 each at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas this Sunday, September 27th. There are 4 (four) (quatro) (fo) seats total.
UPDATE: Congratulations to Elizabeth for the following winning caption:
“Stand still Barack, one more toilet paper sash and we have this Bridal Shower game in the bag!“
Have fun, Elizabeth and feel free to send us nude pics!!
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Pamela Anderson is dead … beat … horse
Pamela Anderson is even less sexy now because she’s broke as a joke. Star reports:
“Pamela Anderson used to be the Baywatch babe with the million-dollar body! Now, she owes more than $1.2 million to creditors, including construction companies she stiffed after they remodeled her five-bedroom Malibu Colony home last year!
“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction, tells Star. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”
In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.
Jim Brown, the president of Mini-Haulers, which carted the construction debris from Pam’s house, tells Star that Pam’s failure to pay his $1,975 bill has affected his family. “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!””
Ugh, seriously? You again, Pam? I know you’re dying for attention, but I’ll get back to you when your corpse is getting raped. Until then, GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS AND TRY TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING FOR WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR LIFE, please.
Until then – 1, 2, 3, get loose now:
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Mackenzie Phillips Had Sex With Her Dad
Mackenzie Phillips, daughter of Mamas and the Papas leader, John Phillips sat down with Oprah and admitted to a consensual sexual relationship with her father for ten years. Via Yahoo:
The 49-year-old former child actress writes in her new book, “High on Arrival,” that she had a decade-long sexual relationship with her father, and alleges they had sex on the night before she was to get married in 1979 at age 19. She wrote in her book: “I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.” John Phillips, who died of heart failure in 2001, was the leader of the 1960s group the Mamas and the Papas. Phillips, 49, who starred on TV’s “One Day at a Time,” said the sexual relationship with her father lasted a decade and ended when she became pregnant and didn’t know who had fathered the child. She had an abortion, for which her father paid…”
Two of John ex-wives don’t believe it, but Mackenzie’s half sister, Chynna, does:
“But her stepmother (and former Mamas and the Papas member) Michelle Phillips sharply differs with the sexual allegations. “I have every reason to believe it’s untrue,” she told the Hollywood Reporter. “Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed…”
Half-sister Chynna Phillips told US Weekly that Mackenzie Phillips told her about the sexual relationship in 1997. “Do I believe that they had an incestuous relationship and that it went on for 10 years? Yes,” Chynna Phillips said…
But Genevieve Waite, John Phillips’ wife at the time of the alleged abuse and Mackenzie’s stepmother, said in a statement, “John was a good man who had the disease of alcoholism and drug addiction. He was incapable, no matter how drunk or drugged he was, of having such a relationship with his own child.”"
What a dreamy love story this is! I haven’t read her book yet, so I don’t know the ending, but I hope they meet again at the top of the Empire State Building and live happily ever after! Somebody get me a tissue.
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