Katy Perry is so annoying, I can’t stand it. Look at her right now. She’s not even on stage and singing one of her dumb songs and she still annoys the shit out of me. Her general state of being annoying is so loud I can hear it. She sounds like everything horrible – chicken coops, dog pounds, Brad Garrett, Mexican families at Wal-Mart. She’s not doing anything but looking like this with her 80 pounds of makeup and her two tons of unoriginality. If I saw this bitch crossing the street I’d gun it and fake a seizure. But when I “awoke” I’d take a picture of myself next to her head through my windshield. I’m not above self promotion when necessary.
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|Posted by Jenny, Aug 22nd, 2009||Share|