The 2009 Teen Choice Awards Were Like Totally

Oh my god you guys, and I was all like … you know? And the she was all, uhh! But what EVER because that was fucked up that she did that because we were like BFFs you know? So I was like so, I saw it on his Blackberry bitch whatEVER!!!! and she… wait do I have lipstick on my teeth? Oh my god you guys my dentist is like THE BEST one in Beverly Hills, he like did Britney’s teeth before, but she’s like poor now, so she can’t afford him now, but I went there because my REALLY good friend Skylar like knows everyone and like his friend Kipper and me get into VIP everywhere, and then I got seaweeds stuck in my teeth at Mr. Chows and people were being haters, and then………….. N E WAYS where was I? Oh so like oh my god that was so fucked up that she did that because we were like BFFs and then I was all like…

-The conversations at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, in a nutshell.

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Keywords: Amanda Bynes, Boobs, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Hot, Jonas Brothers, Kat Von D, Kristen Stewart, Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, Selena Gomez, Sexy

Posted by Jenny, Aug 11th, 2009

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