
Jessica Simpson’s entire life consists of being annoying, failing at everything and being drunk. And that’s pretty much it. It’s a simple life, really. I guess the only hard part is how she manages to get completely blotto everywhere she goes. Most places don’t have a liquor license, but that doesn’t matter. Jessica could go to a Gymboree and would still need to be carried to her car an hour later.
Keywords: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson
| Posted by Jenny, Aug 3rd, 2009 |
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