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John Gosselin’s new girlfriend, Hailey, smokes pot on video… [Dlisted]

Evan Rachel Wood gets nude for i-D magazine… [Hollywood Tuna]

Lindsay Lohan cameltoe strikes again… [Taxi Driver Movie (nsfw)]

Whitney Port’s big ol’ vagina definition… [Drunken Stepfather (nsfw)]

The Inevitable Even More Inevitable than I’d Inevitably Imagined (Michael Jackson: The Movie)… [Pajiba]

Nirvana & Rick Astley Mosh… [City Rag]

Angelina Jolie and her Maddox… [Hollywood Rag]

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Keywords: Bikini, Hot, Lisa Rinna, Sexy

Posted by Jenny, Jul 21st, 2009

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Denise Richards is Kinda Slutty

Denise Richards doesn’t have a husband or a boyfriend right now, but she doesn’t let that stop her from getting some. She admits she often meets guys in hotel rooms for no-strings sex. Starpulse says:

“The actress has been single since her split from ex-husband Charlie Sheen, preferring to get her kicks from rendezvous with “friends with benefits”. She tells tabloid Globe, “You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’”"

If Denise isn’t charging these guys she’s obviously doing it wrong. She should meet my manager, Silky T. Money. Silky will make sure she has lots of hotel rendezvous and gets paid, too. Well, Silky will hold her money for her, but Silky will let her have rides in his car and even sleep with him sometimes. Silky is very generous. Just last night he let me have a sip of his Courvoisier and let me use his old hanky to clean the blood off my mouth after he reminded me I’m not allowed to ask for sips of his Courvoisier. Then he let me give him a massage. Such a romantic.

Here are some uncensored pictures of Denise’s topless beach scene from her terrible show. This is the UK version because British people are afraid of dentists, but they’re not afraid of boobies. (NSFW)

“A source tells us Spears and Austin spent some time together “two weeks ago at Dallas’ house” in Atlanta, where, “It was just the two of them for a few nights.” Another source told us that while they were there, the power duo “discussed music, life, and work.” A rep for Austin denies the two are dating: “They are good friends and have been for a long time.”"

Of course Britney humped this guy. It doesn’t matter if she loses the agent guy because he’s not her type anyway. If you don’t own a copy of the Koran, or smell like cocoa butter, or list Eminem as one of your personal heroes, Britney’s not interested. Tough luck, dude. Good news for you, though, her slutty kid sister’s available.

Britney in Stockholm a few days ago. Pant legs inside your shoes, Britney? Seriously?

Britney Spears Probably Cheated With Dallas Austin

“A British worker died in hospital after being injured by a collapsing stage that was being built for a Madonna concert in the southern French city of Marseille, authorities said on Friday. His death raises the toll from Thursday’s collapse to two after a French worker was killed on the spot. Eight other workers were injured, five seriously. Pop star Madonna had been scheduled to play the concert on Sunday but it was cancelled immediately after the incident.Part of the roof over the stage collapsed mid-afternoon on Thursday. A police source said one of the four cranes used to erect the stage slipped, causing the roof to buckle.”

This is the second time Madonna’s stage has collapsed. If I were Madonna I’d take it as a sign that it’s time to retire. She earns the equivalent of our national debt every time she tours. How much money is enough for this chick? When she’s 102 she’ll roll out on stage in a g-string and a solid gold wheelchair singing Like a Virgin, and people will still be spending $5,000 a ticket. “I sat so close to her that when her lower jaw fell off it landed on my lap!” one lucky concertgoer said.