Nobody Likes Gwyneth Paltrow

When the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly hit newsstands featuring a highly anticipated promo picture of Iron Man 2, Gwyneth Paltrow was noticeably missing. Page Six says they hear why:

Gwyneth Paltrow was left off the cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring her “Iron Man 2″ co-stars Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson and Mickey Rourke because, rightly or wrongly, the editors feel any cover with Paltrow is newsstand suicide…

So when Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of any magazine, nobody buys it. Maybe that’s because Gwyneth is one of the most self absorbed assholes in Hollywood. When she’s not scoring jobs because her mommy and daddy called in favors, she’s telling the world how much America sucks and how much better she is than everyone. At this point the only way you could get anyone to pick up one of her magazines is if it was on the ground and they needed something to scrape dog crap off their shoe. And even then they’d turn the page to one without her picture because Gwyneth is so disgusting to look at.

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