Madonna is Deadly

The stage which was being built for Madonna’s concert in Marseille, France collapsed killing two people and seriously injuring several others. Reuters reports:

“A British worker died in hospital after being injured by a collapsing stage that was being built for a Madonna concert in the southern French city of Marseille, authorities said on Friday. His death raises the toll from Thursday’s collapse to two after a French worker was killed on the spot. Eight other workers were injured, five seriously. Pop star Madonna had been scheduled to play the concert on Sunday but it was cancelled immediately after the incident.Part of the roof over the stage collapsed mid-afternoon on Thursday. A police source said one of the four cranes used to erect the stage slipped, causing the roof to buckle.”

This is the second time Madonna’s stage has collapsed. If I were Madonna I’d take it as a sign that it’s time to retire. She earns the equivalent of our national debt every time she tours. How much money is enough for this chick? When she’s 102 she’ll roll out on stage in a g-string and a solid gold wheelchair singing Like a Virgin, and people will still be spending $5,000 a ticket. “I sat so close to her that when her lower jaw fell off it landed on my lap!” one lucky concertgoer said.

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