Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Broke Up

I know, “who cares,” but here’s the story anyway. Star reports:

“The couple, who began dating in 2006 after he ended his marriage to Jessica Simpson, have broken up, their reps confirmed. “They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another,” Vanessa’s rep said. Talk of trouble has followed the duo for months. Back in May, Star reported that Nick was hitting on a Jessica look-alike at a Kentucky Derby party — the night after he kissed another girl at a club. “He was making it clear he was into her,” an eyewitness said about Nick and Southern Belles star Emily Gimmel, who exchanged numbers. “She was obviously interested too.”"

Both of these people are boring, and together they’re still boring, so there’s no reason to beat that dead horse. Also, Nick Lachey was with Jessica Simpson for years before they got married and never got laid because Jessica wanted to stay a virgin until her wedding night. They’ve both said that Jessica wouldn’t even let him see her tits or get under her clothes during those years. This guy has no business trying to be in a monogamous relationship right now. He needs to be plugging every hole he sees. Especially since almost no one knows who he is anymore. Pretty soon name dropping himself won’t get Nick laid. He’ll, at best, get a laugh or a number to a carpet cleaning business (where he’ll ironically be employed).

Nick and Vanessa having sex in public (NSFW):

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