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Mariah Carey is a Man
The above is a picture of Mariah Carey on the set of her “Obsession” video. Brett Ratner is directing the video, so that’s why this video will suck. Leave it to him to take a hot chick and turn her into dorky looking white poseur instead of stripping her naked and having her sing in the middle of a hot orgy, or something. Anything. Have her rap on some train tracks in Detroit if you have to, but strip her down. She just always looks so awkward and uncomfortable lately, and she can’t even sing right anymore. I blame the clothes. I don’t think her grandson husband is helping matters, either.
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Britney Spears Might Shave Her Head Again
Uh oh! Well, looky here! Britney is sporting a head full of somebody else’s hair today, AND it’s toilet bowl dyed to that shitty brown again. It’s getting better every day! Britney is so much more fun when she’s being her normal, retarded self. She does to herself what I did to all my Barbie dolls when I was a kid. Now all she needs is some gasoline and a blowtorch.
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Britney Spears is Gross Again
What’s this I spy? Skanky shorts, see through shirt, raggedy unwashed hair extensions, Starbucks cup?!?! Looks like Britney’s on her way back to crazy days again! I’m giddy. All I need now is one of her kids at the wheel of her Mercedes smoking a cigarette while Britney’s shoveling Taco Bell down her throat, and all will be right in the world.
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Joe Jackson Keeps it Classy
Only days after his biggest cash cow died unexpectedly, Michael Jackson’s father, Joe Jackson, showed up on the red carpet at the BET awards looking like grandpa Kool Moe Dee while pimping his lawyer and his new record label.
If Michael Jackson’s body wasn’t currently in the custody of the Coroner’s office, you better believe Joe would have brought his corpse to the show. Joe wouldn’t have done it in that fancy Mother Teresa or Princess Diana way, either. He would have stuck rollerskates on Michael’s feet and rolled him down the red carpet - and glued Mike’s hand to his crotch for good measure.
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Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant (Exclusive)
Our friend Mark Ebner from Hollywood Interrupted was on his way to get some coffee on Vermont Avenue in Los Angeles today and tested out his BlackberryCam on Gisele Bundchen and a mob of paparazzi. Gisele is rumored to be is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby and it just so happens that Gisele is pictured here leaving La La Ling (baby store) and wearing a baggy shirt. Well, it’s not necessarily “baggy” to us normal people, but Gisele spends most of her life relatively naked, so this shirt is like a damn burka. Bridget Moynahan couldn’t be reached for comment because she was tightening the noose and kicking the chair away.
Click thumbnails below for larger images:
Thanks, Mark!
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90210 Girls are Tramps
Ahh, yes, the old strip your actresses down and have them enthusiastically suck on dripping white stuff trick. I know they’re dying for ratings, but aren’t these girls supposed to be in high school? Chris Hanson wasn’t yet available for comment because he was hiding in your curtains with a plate of cookies and some sweet tea.
Note: Also disturbing: AnnaLynne McCord’s clitoris belly button.
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Michael Jackson Was Taking Lots of Drugs
Michael Jackson was allegedly popping a ton of pills daily for a long time leading up to his death today. L&S reports:
“The star had been taking prescription painkillers including anti-anxiety drugs Xanax, Zoloft and painkiller Demerol in recent months, sources close to Jackson say. The insider close to the star said he took a suspected overdose of drugs on Thursday morning, which caused respiratory and cardiac arrest. Jackson family lawyer Brian Oxman confirmed Jackson may have had trouble with prescription drugs as he prepared for his London show. “This was something which I feared and something which I warned about,” Oxman said on CNN. “I can tell you for sure that this is something I warned about. Where there is smoke there is fire.” Mr. Oxman compared Michael to Anna Nicole Smith, alleging that Michael had ‘enablers’ just like her.“
Michael Jackson spent most of his life surrounded by sycophants, so this is no real shocker. You hear this all the time. Think Elvis Presley, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan… the list goes on and on. Michael Jackson was a damn loony, but it’s obvious his instability was aggravated by drug use. You know what else is aggravating? Paper cuts.
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Michael Jackson Died Today
Michael Jackson suffered a cardiac arrest and has reportedly died. TMZ reports:
“We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50. Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back. A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive. We’re told one of the staff members at Jackson’s home called 911. La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead. Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.
Story developing…”
Update: LA Times is confirming Michael’s death:
“[Updated at 3:15 p.m.: Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.]“
Michael Jackson at Christian Audigier’s birthday last year, and at the Academy Awards with Madonna back in 1991 (because they were there):
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