Britney Spears fans, publicists, and handlers would like you to believe that she’s a changed woman, but Britney Spears is still a gross pig. Page Six reports:
“The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. “They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.” A rep for Spears didn’t return e-mails. But at least she didn’t let her dog poop on the clothes like she did at an OK! magazine shoot last year.”
The saddest part about this is that almost no one has read this story and assumed it was untrue. Most people are saying, “Same ol’ Britney,” and “At least she’s not pregnant.” That’s thanks to things like this. And things like this (click thumbnails for NSFW pictures (circa Jan. 2008)):
Britney’s career has degraded to an audition tape for Jackass.
|Posted by Jenny, May 29th, 2009||Share|