Paris Hilton is (Still) Offensive

David Furnish, Elton John’s boyfriend/husband/whatever, invited Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, to a party on a yacht in Cannes. Of course she behaved like a nasty slut right away and got kicked out. The Mirror reports:

“David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend’s yacht. As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain.”

The only things Paris Hilton should ever be invited to are frat parties and porn sets. Anything else should be off limits. I don’t know what these people were expecting when they let Paris Hilton into their party. You’d have better luck with a velociraptor. At least it wouldn’t snort all your coke and spread herpes to half your guests.

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