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Samantha Ronson Dumped Crazy Lindsay Lohan

It looks like Samantha Ronson finally realized what everyone already knew, that Lindsay Lohan is a sociopath who’s needier than every charity, homeless person and infant combined. Samantha broke up with Lindsay, changed the locks on her doors, and Samantha’s family members are now requesting help from the police to keep Lindsay away from them. OK! reports:

Around 5 p.m. PST on Monday, Sam’s mother, Ann Dexter-Jones, and sister, fashion designer Charlotte Ronson, were at the Beverly Hills Police Department to look into filing a restraining order because Sam wants to “send a message” to Lindsay. Charlotte and Ann talked to a clerk at the front desk, who advised them, “The restraining order is the best option. If she violates it, then she gets taken away.” The Ronsons spoke openly to the officer about their situation. “She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.” “[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.” “She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter!”

The story goes on from there, but that was the meat and potatoes of it. Today TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t too thrilled about all this restraining order talk.

Well connected sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan is “devastated” after learning members of Sam Ronson’s family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order against LiLo. After Us Weekly broke the story that Sam’s mother and sister went to a Beverly Hills police station yesterday asking questions about the restraining order process, sources tell TMZ Lindsay has been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably. We’re also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn’t handling it well. In fact, we’re told people close to Lindsay are worried she “might lash out.”

Everyone seems to think Lindsay is on the brink of suicide, but I think they’re way off the mark here. Lindsay is a “cutter” which means she’ll cut enough for attention, but never enough for death. She’s also too much of a narcissist to kill herself. If Lindsay’s list of “lashing out” options doesn’t include a Lindsay Gone Wild DVD series chronicling her gangbang world tour, I’ll eat my hat. 20 DVDs total! The first DVD is free if you order within the next 2 minutes!!

Samantha Ronson Dumped Crazy Lindsay Lohan

The shattered singer — who had been told by government officials that three-year-old Mercy James was “definitely hers” — shrieked in horror after her lawyer broke the devastating news. Then Madge, who had spent nearly two years preparing to adopt the tot as a sister to Malawian son David Banda, sat motionless before “furiously storming off” to her room at the luxury lodge where she had been staying in the African country. She’s now flown out of Malawi on a private jet. One worker there said: “She was unrecognisably angry — she seemed in emotional agony. “We couldn’t tell if she was crying, but her daughter Lourdes ran and put her arms round her. Madonna said to her lawyer, ‘This is the worst day of my life’. “She yelled at him, ‘What went wrong? How could this happen’? He was staring at the ground.” The 50-year-old US star was so confident Mercy would be her daughter she had already held celebratory parties and refurbished her home to accommodate the tot. But in a shock move, Malawian Judge Esme Chombo rejected Madonna’s adoption bid on the grounds she is NOT resident there. And she launched a stinging attack on high-profile celebrities who jet into poverty-stricken countries to adopt children. The head of the orphanage where Mercy will today return said the ruling would be “like a dagger in Madonna’s heart”.

It’s trendy to hate Madonna, but she’s trying to give these kids lives they would never ever have any chance of living without Madonna’s name and money attached. So I ain’t drinking the Madonna haterade there, but I’m drinking it here in the United States where I’m not seeing Madonna doing anything to help black orphaned crack babies. If I was stuck in an orphanage in America I’d dip myself in squid ink and cut off my clitoris to get adopted by Madonna. Then I’d smoke crack.