Jennifer Lopez Has a Room Full of Heads

Underneath her glamorous facade, Jennifer Lopez is just a thin haired, average looking broad, so to keep her fans fooled she needs to spend millions upon millions of dollars on making herself look slightly above average. A big chunk of that money is apparently spent on wigs. Lots and lots of wigs. Star reports:

The diva has so many expensive wigs that she’s devoted an entire room to them in the Long Island, N.Y., mansion she shares with her husband, Marc Anthony. “Jennifer keeps the door locked and hardly ever lets anyone in the room, not even Marc,” a source tells Star of the beautiful space decorated in caramel and gold tones. “The shelves on the walls are full of plastic heads holding the best hairpieces money can buy.”

Jennifer Lopez is such a raging, conceited, materialistic bitch that I don’t believe the part about the heads being plastic. The missing persons bureau should investigate Jennifer’s head room. They’d probably locate some of the missing people sustaining the lives of Jennifer’s wigs. I picture it like The Man with Two Brains with a twist of Silence of the Lambs - and a Mariachi band.

Jennifer is also secretly involved in Scientology, and here she is a few weeks ago with one of their infamous lunatic members, Leah Remini, followed by Jennifer at the Topman and Topshop pre-launch on April 10th:

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