Samantha Ronson Dumped Crazy Lindsay Lohan

It looks like Samantha Ronson finally realized what everyone already knew, that Lindsay Lohan is a sociopath who’s needier than every charity, homeless person and infant combined. Samantha broke up with Lindsay, changed the locks on her doors, and Samantha’s family members are now requesting help from the police to keep Lindsay away from them. OK! reports:

Around 5 p.m. PST on Monday, Sam’s mother, Ann Dexter-Jones, and sister, fashion designer Charlotte Ronson, were at the Beverly Hills Police Department to look into filing a restraining order because Sam wants to “send a message” to Lindsay. Charlotte and Ann talked to a clerk at the front desk, who advised them, “The restraining order is the best option. If she violates it, then she gets taken away.” The Ronsons spoke openly to the officer about their situation. “She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.” “[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.” “She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter!”

The story goes on from there, but that was the meat and potatoes of it. Today TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t too thrilled about all this restraining order talk.

Well connected sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan is “devastated” after learning members of Sam Ronson’s family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order against LiLo. After Us Weekly broke the story that Sam’s mother and sister went to a Beverly Hills police station yesterday asking questions about the restraining order process, sources tell TMZ Lindsay has been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably. We’re also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn’t handling it well. In fact, we’re told people close to Lindsay are worried she “might lash out.”

Everyone seems to think Lindsay is on the brink of suicide, but I think they’re way off the mark here. Lindsay is a “cutter” which means she’ll cut enough for attention, but never enough for death. She’s also too much of a narcissist to kill herself. If Lindsay’s list of “lashing out” options doesn’t include a Lindsay Gone Wild DVD series chronicling her gangbang world tour, I’ll eat my hat. 20 DVDs total! The first DVD is free if you order within the next 2 minutes!!

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One Response to “Samantha Ronson Dumped Crazy Lindsay Lohan”

1. Lindsay Lohan is Loose « SuperiorGossip.Com Says:
   April 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 pm

   [...] As I predicted, Lindsay Lohan is recovering from her recent breakup with Samantha Ronson the only way she knows how. The NYP reports: Lindsay Lohan is drowning her sorrows over her breakup with Samantha Ronson in a sea of men — and some friends are terrified she’ll go down the road Britney Spears traveled two years ago. Except that, unlike Spears, Lohan doesn’t have a stable family member to lean on. The faux lesbian has been “a complete and utter wreck” since Ronson broke it off with her two weeks ago, and has been spending time with “a different man every night,” said one concerned friend. Some of the guys include “90210″ star Kellan Lutz — who “has been out of town this week, but they are in constant contact,” the friend said — as well as British paparazzo Chris Jepson. On April 15, Lohan and Jepson were inseparable at a Hollywood Hills house party. According to a spy, they even went into a bathroom together and didn’t come out for quite some time. Friends fear that Lohan is in a “meltdown” situation and has no career to fall back on. Lohan, who can’t get an acting gig because of her antics and the high cost of insuring her, is said to be interested in joining the burlesque “Peepshow” at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. The show stars former Spice Girl Melanie Brown (Mel B/Scary Spice) as mistress of ceremonies Peep Diva, while Kelly Monaco is Bo Peep, the Diva’s timid protégé. Lohan joined the duo backstage after catching the show Saturday night and approached the director about a part, which would require her to appear topless. Meanwhile, since the Ronson split, the former starlet has not only gone back to men — she’s also gone back to partying all night, every night. Last week, she hit six clubs in one evening. Lohan doesn’t have a rep and her former publicist didn’t return calls. [...]