Thank God Tila Tequila is Wearing Underwear

Tila Tequila bought some breast implants which look dumb and cover most of her midgety torso. Here she is flashing paparazzi at the valet desk at a restaurant. This would explain all the 911 calls that night claiming a Martian was stripping on Sunset Blvd. Tila Tequila looks not of this world. The female Martian in Mars Attacks is a more convincing human than Tila.

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