Jennifer Aniston Has a $50,000 Hairstyle

Jennifer Aniston spent $50,000 to keep her boring fart-parted hair boring and fart-parted while on her Marley & Me press tour in the UK. FOX News says:

Here’s how it breaks down. Each styling session alone runs the star $2,000. Tack on a first class plane ticket from Los Angeles to London, an all-expense-paid stay for seven days at the poshest of posh London, and you’ve got yourself a $50,000 hairdo.

50 grand for blonde highlights and a blowout? No diamonds sewn in the strands of your hair? No gold halo floating over your head? No complimentary buffet or happy ending? The last time I saw this much money wasted on such a boring pile of nothing it was Jennifer Aniston’s career.

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