Um, This is Not Healthy

Posh Spice took her kids to Universal Studios a few days ago wearing her trademark ridiculous looking shoes. We all know she’s a midget, so I don’t know why she thinks it’s necessary to keep wearing stilts. She’s not fooling anyone. If she doesn’t stop soon she’ll be confined to a wheelchair by the time she’s 50. Not that it will stop her from looking stupid. She’ll probably put square wheels on the wheelchair. “They’re … Christian …… Louboutin … wheels…” she’ll be heard saying as she thumps her way down the red carpet.

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