
The folks over at Vote For the Worst were good enough to track down contestant Adam Lambert’s MySpace page and share with the unsuspecting public the fact that Adam Lambert is the gayest gay ever. I know, I was shocked too. It’s pretty hard to look gayer than this. He out-gays most queens. He’s gayer than Clay Aiken. Gayer than Ru Paul. Gayer than all 5,700 seasons of Will and Grace combined. I’m not even sure it’s appropriate to call him “he” or “him.” It probably offends her. She probably prefers “bitch” or “ma’am.” Adam’s new name is Madam. Madam Lambert.
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Keywords: Adam Lambert, American Idol
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March 3rd, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Just because he sticks his tongue down his boyfriend’s throat and posts the pics of it on the internet, that doesn’t mean he is gay. Jeez. You people are such proodz.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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