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Reese Witherspoon Might Be Pregnant
Rumors have been swirling that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant based on these pictures of her taken on March 26 and March 28. Supposedly she’s sporting some sort of belly pooch which is barely noticeable, but sorta there. I find this hard to believe since the father would be Jake Gyllenhaal and he’s rumored to be a big ol’ queer. Then again, Tom Cruise somehow managed to get Katie Holmes pregnant and everyone knows he has no interest in vagina whatsoever, unless it’s to make it join his cult, but even then it’s all business. The only penetration happening there is a pen inserted to sign on the dotted line.
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Keywords: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon
Kelly Brook is Wet
Kelly Brook is in Barbados nippling around in the ocean with her skin and strings, and thank goodness for those ties because boobs, butt let’s pretend to take her seriously ass an actress so she’ll keep doing this…
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Keywords: Bikini, Boobs, Hot, Kelly Brook, Sexy
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are on Vacation
Jennifer Love Hewitt is now dating funnyman daywalker, Jamie Kennedy. Here they are on a Mexico vacation pretending they’re not posing for paparazzi. Does anyone even care about these people anymore? Who’s going to buy these pictures? Why am I talking about them? Who’s shoes am I wearing? Who’s gun is this? Why am I naked? Mmm, pudding….
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Keywords: Bikini, Jamie Kennedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kathy Griffin Flashes Her Panties
Kathy Griffin was hanging with Paris Hilton and decided to pull up her dress and flash the paparazzi. I can only assume she was saying to Paris, “See these are underwear. U-n-d-e-r-w-e-a-r. Look here, no crabs and no herpes, oh, that’s where I left my Snickers bar. Yum, and my apple pie. Oh look, my couch! How’d you get in there?! Let’s find the cushions now … oh there they are - floating in the paparazzi vomit.”
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Keywords: Kathy Griffin, Paris Hilton, Underwear, Upskirt
Cindy Crawford is Nude in Allure
Cindy Crawford is a genetic freak and a multimillionaire who married rich, so this is what she gets to look like at the age of 43 with two kids. She’s admitted to frequent visits to a cosmetic surgeon which include Botox, vitamin injections, and collagen injections, but were not talking about The Swan here. She was mostly born like this, so she’s not going to turn into Shrek if she quits her regular visits to the surgeon. However, she will be ugly if she starts hanging out with Adam Lambert. No one is beautifuller than the Madam.
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Keywords: Cindy Crawford, Hot, Nude, Sexy
Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip Again, If That Still Qualifies as a Nipple
In case you were wondering what Pamela Anderson is up to lately, here it is. She looks pretty much the same, except now she has some frightening nipple scarring from plastic surgeries and has morphed into infamous tranny, Amanda Lepore. So now she’s a person who used to be Pamela Anderson, but was a man, but had a sex change, and then went crazy with plastic surgery, and is now a monster. Alrighty then.
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Keywords: Amanda Lepore, Boobs, Nipple Slip, Pamela Anderson
Paris Hilton Got Perched
This heavy bird sat on Paris Hilton’s twig in Hawaii. Surprisingly, Paris Hilton suffered no broken bones under the weight. However, it was nice to witness this family reunion. Sadly, the bird was not thrilled at all. “Just because we have the same nose doesn’t mean we’re related,” said the parrot.
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Keywords: Bikini, Paris Hilton
Nicollette Sheridan Upskirt
Nicollette Sheridan went to paparazzi hotspot, Mr. Chow, and wore underwear which couldn’t and wouldn’t properly contain her meat curtains. In her defense, these flaps are probably used as rudders to help her maintain her balance on those heels, so yeah, they’re not gross if they serve a purpose.
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Keywords: Nicolette Sheridan, Underwear, Upskirt
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