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Megan Fox Does Elle
Megan Fox did a photoshoot for Elle magazine and here she is on set. It took a giant clothes pin to make her dress look smaller and her boobs look bigger. That’s a lucky pin. I attached myself to her and all I got was this dorky 90210 reputation (and a rumored giant cock).
At least Donna Martin graduated.
- B.A.G.
Bonus: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in May, 2006…
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Rihanna’s ‘Horrific’ Injuries Picture (Update)
TMZ published this photo today which was apparently leaked to them by someone who works for the LAPD and probably got themselves fired for doing it. Rihanna’s cuts and bruises are worth losing your job over? Seriously? If you’re going to go out like that, go big. Leak pictures of you pointing and laughing at Chris Brown sitting in a holding cell, or Chris Brown getting bent over by all his cellmates, or you holding Chris Brown on a leash while a cigarette dangles from your mouth.
Update:
According to Media Buffet, TMZ paid the dude $62,500 for this picture. I hope his new wheels spin on their own, because if I’ve learned anything from [Chris Rock] Katt Williams, chances are he’s gonna need to get out of his car to make them work.
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Solange Knowles Nipple Slip
Solange Knowles went from being Beyonce’s little sister to being Beyonce’s little slutty sister. That’s a step up. You went from somebody nobody cares about to somebody a few people care about - like a fart. Good work, Solong.
Solange Knowles @ Toni Maticevski’s fashion show, nipple slip NSFW:
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Naomi Watts is Naked
Here’s Naomi Watts nude on the set of Mother and Child. She just had a baby and is sporting a fresh C-section scar, but is still out there gettin’ nekkid and whoring herself out for them cash money Benjamins.  You’ll have to pardon my nouveau pimp-speak, for I am new to this, but I got yo’ money because you read this far … yes, bitches!
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Alive and Smooching
Happy Valentine’s Day, you slutty whores you.
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Rihanna’s ‘Horrific’ Injuries Picture?
This is allegedly the first picture of Rihanna’s face after Chris Brown beat it up and sent her to the hospital. It’s probably Photoshopped, but I’m too lazy to investigate.
However, let this whole debacle be a lesson to everyone … Auto-Tune makes you crazy, so stop using it and stop spending money on it, please.
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Octuplet Mom is a Big Fan
There are a lot of things I have to say, can say, will say, do say … about Nadya Suleman, but I think it would be best for now to crop the length of this post and call out Angelina Jolie and request that she tell her fans to stop idolizing her. Because they’re doing it wrong.
Source: TMZ
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Anna Friel is Almost Naked
Anna Friel showed up to an Elle magazine event wearing this after school special message which, I can only assume, involves something along the lines of, “Even though I’m naked, my tits say “NO,” and my ass says “NEVER.” She looks too much like Fiona Apple for me to go near her, anyway. Starving girls like that are always psycho. If I sat next to her on an airplane, I’d be afraid she’d knife and fork me on the runway. Anna, that was only a speed bump. Wait until we’ve crashed in the Andes and I’ve been dead for days until you’ve had your first meal in years, sweetie. Thanksss.
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