Megan Fox did a photoshoot for Elle magazine and here she is on set. It took a giant clothes pin to make her dress look smaller and her boobs look bigger. That’s a lucky pin. I attached myself to her and all I got was this dorky 90210 reputation (and a rumored giant cock).
At least Donna Martin graduated.
Bonus: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in May, 2006…
TMZ published this photo today which was apparently leaked to them by someone who works for the LAPD and probably got themselves fired for doing it.Â Rihanna’s cuts and bruises are worth losing your job over?Â Seriously?Â If you’re going to go out like that, go big.Â Leak pictures of you pointing and laughing at Chris Brown sitting in a holding cell, or Chris Brown getting bent over by all his cellmates, or you holding Chris Brown on a leash while a cigarette dangles from your mouth.
According to Media Buffet, TMZ paid the dude $62,500 for this picture. I hope his new wheels spin on their own, because if I’ve learned anything from [Chris Rock] Katt Williams, chances are he’s gonna need to get out of his car to make them work.
Happy Valentine’s Day, you slutty whores you.
This is allegedly the first picture of Rihanna’s face after Chris Brown beat it up and sent her to the hospital. It’s probably Photoshopped, but I’m too lazy to investigate.
However, let this whole debacle be a lesson to everyone … Auto-Tune makes you crazy, so stop using it and stop spending money on it, please.
There are a lot of things I have to say, can say, will say, do say … about Nadya Suleman, but I think it would be best for now to crop the length of this post and call out Angelina Jolie and request that she tell her fans to stop idolizing her. Because they’re doing it wrong.
Anna Friel showed up to an Elle magazine event wearing this after school special message which, I can only assume, involves something along the lines of, “Even though I’m naked, my tits say “NO,” and my ass says “NEVER.” She looks too much like Fiona Apple for me to go near her, anyway. Starving girls like that are always psycho. If I sat next to her on an airplane, I’d be afraid she’d knife and fork me on the runway. Anna, that was only a speed bump. Wait until we’ve crashed in the Andes and I’ve been dead for days until you’ve had your first meal in years, sweetie. Thanksss.
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Jessica Simpson caught a lot of flack after these pictures surfaced of her looking like she packed on more than a few pounds. Since there was nothing else to talk about, that became the only big news story in the gossip world and Jessica finally got back on the covers of celebrity news magazines for a week. She dressed like a nun for a few more performances on her downward spiral of fail tour and then there was Saturday, February 7. Jessica put on a muffin top covering shirt, dumbass cowboy boots, and those stupid daisy dukes again – no doubt in a desperate attempt to keep the attention on her since nobody gives a shit about her anymore unless it’s to blame her for the Dallas Cowboys sucking and to call her fat.
She’s the annoying little sister who won’t go away no matter what you do to her. You call her fat, you call her stupid, you tell her she sucks, you roll up her daisy dukes and shove them down her throat and duct tape her mouth shut, you fill her ugly ass boots with concrete and throw her off a boat in the lake, and she still comes back in your room singing her stupid songs. I should have tied her hands. Dammit. I always forget one crucial detail.
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Forbes.com decided Will Smith is Hollywood’s most valuable actor. I know, that’s what I said, but you don’t need to use that filthy language. While Will Smith may currently be a Scientology shill who’s garnering the trust of unsuspecting African Americans to join the floundering cult in order to further his own plateaued career, we shan’t cuss about it. Whatever statistics these Forbes people used are right and whoever said Will Smith should get all that money for his dumb movies is right too. Yeah! So there! Welcome to Earth!
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